Apparently, there are Cat Terrorist cells lurking in the blogosphere.
So, my ever-vigilant cat, Trixie, has activated Def Con 1. She’s on the lookout for an explosives-laden feline, wearing some sort of 100% cotton headcovering, like the one I wear after showering.
Trixie wants everyone at This Ain’t No Effin Mom Blog to know that no harm will ever come to us, not on her watch. So let’s salute Trixie and all the other patriotic cats out there willing to fight Fanatic Ugly Cat Terrorists (FUCTs) everywhere: “We shall fight on the beaches, even though we hate water…we shall never surrender.” – Winston Catchill
(Trixie particularly likes all things British; she’s also fond of Canadians and Australians. However, she’s withholding comment about the French. It’s her opinion, not mine.)
Satire is funny. Even if Lemony (YES – Lemony) people interpret nefarious intentions. I mean, do you think that maybe I get tired of being referred to as The Mail Order Bride just because Husband Jace is a honky?? No, I LIKE it! I’m proud and I’m loud!
Anyway, we all can still laugh and enjoy life. But you never know when those ratbastard FUCTs are going to try to pounce. But, don’t worry, Trixie is patrolling and protecting the good citizens of the world.
Even as a kitten, Trixie adored GI Joe.
And now, for some good old-fashioned humanity-uniting music. Sway your arms in the air…
The New Seekers – I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing
9 kids playing along so far ↓
1 dani
// Apr 8, 2009 at 12:10 am
Oh I love this post..and it’s innuendos…
Thank you so much !!!
and Trixie is so my hero !!
2 Joe
// Apr 8, 2009 at 2:41 am
What a good lookin’ cat.
3 marissa
// Apr 8, 2009 at 6:23 am
TRIXIE SAYS:
Dani: You’re welcome. Heroes are just doing their jobs.
Joe: Thanks. I look good in my tuxedo.
4 Chris
// Apr 8, 2009 at 7:05 am
haha. Nice work. Even love the fact that Trixie and I seem to be on the same wavelength about those pesky French types.
5 grannyann
// Apr 8, 2009 at 8:07 am
I love that photo of the cat and GI Joe.
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6 LemonyCraftMaker
// Apr 8, 2009 at 8:46 am
Mail Order Bride? That’s offensive as hell. And how DARE you compare Islamic freedom fighters with terrorists and cats? I’m going back to my crafts before I have to say something unChristian.
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7 marissa
// Apr 8, 2009 at 8:57 am
TRIXIE SAYS:
Chris: The French, in a word: Dodgy. Which sounds too much like Doggy, so I’d keep an eye on them.
Grannyann: GI Joe was my favorite friend growing up. He taught me how to fight.
LemonyAssCraftMaker: (LOL) According to my human, it’s either M.O.B or F.O.B. (fresh off the boat).
And yeah, I got your Freedom Fighters, right here *licks self where the sun don’t shine*.
8 ReformingGeek
// Apr 8, 2009 at 6:29 pm
I’m so glad Trixie’s on the job. I think my cat would have devoured that GI Joe by now!
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9 marissa
// Apr 8, 2009 at 9:21 pm
TRIXIE SAYS:
ReformingGeek: Surprisingly, GI Joe puts up a good fight. We wrestled alot when I was a kitten and he would tire me out.
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