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May 15th, 2010 · 13 Comments

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I love the English language. Actually, I like ALL words, foreign, alien, tongue-clicking – you name it. People have said that English is really hard to learn, mostly because of all the idioms we use constantly. And then there’s SLANG.

In court the other day, the Defendant, about 60 years-old and not a native English-speaker, was representing himself. He explained that he didn’t want an interpreter because he had been taking English classes. Instead, he asked the judge to please speak slowly so he can be sure to understand.

The judge confirmed, for the record, that the Defendant declined the assistance of an interpreter and asked him, “Is that correct?”

Mr. Fully Assimilated Defendant replied, “Right on!

…Aaaand of course, once again my muffled giggling hurt my throat.

Slang fascinates me. And it bums me out that I’ve never been smooth when I use it. It always sounds so forced and rigid. Maybe because English is my second language or maybe…um, I’m just a dork. (So good thing I have that first excuse handy.)

It’s just fun to learn some slang that was common back in the day. For example:

  • In the 50’s, they said “Daddy-O” alot. Now it’s “Mac Daddy”.
  • In the 60’s, you earned “bread”. Now you might be low on “cheddar”.
  • In the 70’s, dancers on Soul Train had some “bad” moves. Now it’s “mad skillz”.

There’s a plethora of fun slang from the 80’s to especially now. (Why I gotta always use words like “plethora”? No wonder I can’t shake the nerd in me.)

So how about you throw in a few of your favorite slang words and phrases here, so I can be more proficient in usage. Thanks. I really dig you, man! (Please don’t send the Dork Police after me.)

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  • 1 ReformingGeekNo Gravatar // May 16, 2010 at 8:48 am

    Um…..I am losing the battle. I thought I knew some slang but when I see some of the stuff people say on Facebook, I’m lost.

    Is “stuff” slang?

    I guess I should have had kids to keep me current.
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  • 2 marissaNo Gravatar // May 17, 2010 at 8:35 am

    ReformingGeek:
    I think “stuff” is slang. Cuz, you know, like, it’s like all that other stuff that people say and stuff.

  • 3 otinNo Gravatar // May 17, 2010 at 10:59 am

    Oh, there are a lot of them that you hear now! “That is Dope” “Phat”

    Those are just two that popped into my head. Of course, when I was 8 we used to say “Neato” and “Wicked” LMAO!
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  • 4 Old SchoolNo Gravatar // May 17, 2010 at 11:48 am

    From my favorite decade, you have to like totally remember the Valley slang.

    I also remember using “Fresh” and “Wack” as opposites for good & bad.
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  • 5 Jim @ CoolStuffForDads.comNo Gravatar // May 17, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    I got nothin’.

  • 6 DarryllNo Gravatar // May 17, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    The ’60s – Loved it when Link on the Mod Squad would basically say “I understand and agree with your assessment of the situation” with one word “Solid”.

    The ’70s – Fonzie’s one word that meant everything from “I’m the coolest” to “Don’t even think of it” – “Heeyyy”.

    The ’80s – “Smokin’” – can’t tell you who/when.

    Since then I’ve just started recycling… I’m not too up on the current slang.

    BTW, Marissa – if you want to be an uber-geek, preface every “plethora” with “veritable”. As in “This post has a veritable plethora of slang terms bouncing about it…”

  • 7 ShawnNo Gravatar // May 17, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    I still end 30-40% of my words with “-izzle”, so I’m pretty much on the cutting edge of slang. That’s what my mom says, anyway.
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  • 8 marissaNo Gravatar // May 17, 2010 at 6:53 pm

    Otin:
    I like “dope”. The WORD, not the noun. I say “coolio” alot and still use “neato”. My son cringes when I say Awesome ‘Possum. I can’t help myself.

    But the latest word — gather ’round folks — is EPIC. That one’s for free. I’m charging you guys next time.
    ~ ~ ~

    Old School:
    80’s slang is the easiest to roll off my tongue. I can channel Moon Unit Zappa on that song “Valley Girl.” But I sound pretty whack doing it.
    ~ ~ ~

    Jim:
    !! You got bupkis?! Zip, zilch, niente?! Bada bing bada boom! (I don’t know what I’m saying anymore. Someone pull me off this keyboard.)
    ~ ~ ~

    Darryll:
    “Solid”. That’s good. I’m gonna start using that. And “veritable”! YES- Uber-Geek City, here I come!
    ~ ~ ~

    Shawn:
    I love the -izzle words. I just can’t figure out how to mash-up the words like Snoop does. Are there books out there to help me?

  • 9 Gorilla BananasNo Gravatar // May 23, 2010 at 1:08 am

    MacDaddy? You can’t be serious! Definitely an insult in Scotland.
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  • 10 marissaNo Gravatar // May 23, 2010 at 11:46 am

    Gorilla Bananas:
    Thanks for the heads up. I’ll be sure to NOT ever tell a Scottish person he’s a Mac Daddy. Not even as I wink, point and *tsk* in jest.

    Hey BTW – I learned a new word from the title of your blog. “Jape” or “Japing”. I Like!

  • 11 otinNo Gravatar // May 28, 2010 at 2:00 pm

    And here I was thinking that there would be a new post up…. :)

  • 12 marissaNo Gravatar // May 28, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    It’s coming – it’s coming!! (Kinda like the birthing process, I gotta push it out with lots of sweat.) LOL

    Um, this Sunday night. Yes, that’s right…

  • 13 The Constant ComplainerNo Gravatar // Jun 9, 2010 at 8:38 am

    I had forgotten all about that scene from Airplane. Was that Samuel L. Jackson? Seriously, I’m asking. Was it?
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