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Me and Bruce Willis (Until I Marry Jason Statham)

July 28th, 2010 · 9 Comments

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Well, I haven’t yet reached my goal of meeting and marrying Jason Statham. I know! You’d think by now I would’ve checked that off my list of things to accomplish by 2010. (Sheesh – good thing I didn’t prematurely divorce Current Husband Jace.)

But standing in for Jason Statham is my Bestie, Bruce. You see, Bruce and I have an agreement. It’s iron-clad, really. If I haven’t married His Royal Lovely-ness Jason, by the year…2012 (because the world ends then anyway), then Bruce and I will run off together. And since Bruce is still buds with his ex-wife Demi Moore, I’ll eventually get to meet His Royal Cuteness Ashton. It’s such a win-win, at least for ME.

So let’s say we follow-up, right here on this blog in 2012, to see if I’m Mrs. Statham or Mrs. Willis. The suspense is killing me!

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  • 1 ReformingGeekNo Gravatar // Jul 29, 2010 at 6:55 am

    Sheesh. SOME people have all the fun.

    I think you and Bruce will be a great couple.

    ;-)
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  • 2 marissaNo Gravatar // Jul 30, 2010 at 11:31 am

    ReformingGeek: Thanks! You just scored an invite to the wedding! It’ll be in the mail in 2012.

  • 3 otinNo Gravatar // Jul 30, 2010 at 5:41 pm

    Bruce willis and I have one thing in common… we are both old, balding, Jersey guys!

  • 4 grannyannNo Gravatar // Jul 30, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    You are such a dweeb. you and Bruce Willis – pick someone good looking and sexy, not an old man with no hair.
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  • 5 marissaNo Gravatar // Jul 30, 2010 at 9:29 pm

    Otin: Oh yeah, how could I forget he’s Jersey!. That’s what I love about him – tough with attitude, especially in all the Die Hard movies.
    ~ ~ ~

    GrannyAnn:
    LOL! Well, he used to be good-looking. I must have a thing for older, bald men because I also find Ed Harris very attractive:

  • 6 Old SchoolNo Gravatar // Aug 6, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    I will put a calendar reminder out there to check back in 2012 to see how it all turns out.

    Love the pic with Bruce. Did you see Cop Out yet? It was pretty predictable, but I thought it was very entertaining too. It was just like watching an 80s cop movie for sure.
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  • 7 marissaNo Gravatar // Aug 7, 2010 at 10:11 am

    Old School:
    I’ll watch Cop Out. I’ll see all of Bruce’s movies, good or bad. That way, he and I will always have something to talk about when we’re old and rocking in our chairs out on the porch.

  • 8 The Constant ComplainerNo Gravatar // Aug 12, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    Dude, apparently they are making “Die Hard 5.” Nice!!!
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  • 9 marissaNo Gravatar // Aug 12, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    Constant Complainer:
    I am SO there!

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