Create Fake Magazine Covers with your own picture at MagMyPic.com Well, I haven’t yet reached my goal of meeting and marrying Jason Statham. I know! You’d think by now I would’ve checked that off my list of things to accomplish by 2010. (Sheesh – good thing I didn’t prematurely divorce Current Husband Jace.) But standing [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Things that make me smile'
Me and Bruce Willis (Until I Marry Jason Statham)
July 28th, 2010 · 11 Comments
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Please Don’t Let Me Be a Jive Turkey
May 15th, 2010 · 13 Comments
(click to ginormous-ize) I love the English language. Actually, I like ALL words, foreign, alien, tongue-clicking – you name it. People have said that English is really hard to learn, mostly because of all the idioms we use constantly. And then there’s SLANG. In court the other day, the Defendant, about 60 years-old and not [...]
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Big, Fashionable, and Foxy – Animals That Have It All
May 2nd, 2010 · 19 Comments
Animals are so lucky because they can just be themselves and automatically be awesome. Humans, however, have to work so hard to keep up appearances to look cool. No matter how much we exercise, primp, surgerize, and ham it up, we can’t one-up the cuteness of a 50 lb. rabbit named Darius. By the way, [...]
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And The Winner of the Biggest Kid At Heart Contest Is…
May 5th, 2009 · 19 Comments
Hi everyone! I bet you’re all wondering who won the Act Like A Kid Contest. I almost forgot what it was called, since I referred to it by so many different contest names! And I BET that’s the reason everyone must have gotten confused, befuddled and paralyzed about what to do to act like a [...]












