WhaHappen?

Once in awhile I try to do grown-up things, like cleaning out a CD cabinet and arranging its contents.  But it got so complicated and took me 3 days.  Despite my love for music, I only have about 150 CDs because it’s all downloaded now.   So really the task should’ve taken only a few hours.
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Ancient Downtown Wisdom:
If you feed one homeless person, you will feed 10 others. They’re like pigeons and seagulls to one crumb of bread. Soon you are in an Alfred Hitchcock movie. Run!
Posted around the perimeter of my office building are homeless people. Dey be my Homies – Yo, [...]

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Hi everyone! I bet you’re all wondering who won the Act Like A Kid Contest. I almost forgot what it was called, since I referred to it by so many different contest names! And I BET that’s the reason everyone must have gotten confused, befuddled and paralyzed about what to do to [...]

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Apparently, there are Cat Terrorist cells lurking in the blogosphere.
So, my ever-vigilant cat, Trixie, has activated Def Con 1. She’s on the lookout for an explosives-laden feline, wearing some sort of 100% cotton headcovering, like the one I wear after showering.
Trixie wants everyone at This Ain’t No Effin Mom Blog to know that no [...]

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