WhaHappen?

Ancient Downtown Wisdom:
If you feed one homeless person, you will feed 10 others. They’re like pigeons and seagulls to one crumb of bread. Soon you are in an Alfred Hitchcock movie. Run!
Posted around the perimeter of my office building are homeless people. Dey be my Homies – Yo, [...]

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There she was, a toddler, cute as a daisy with her long, brown hair and chubby cheeks. The adorable Little Angel turned around to face me. I smiled at her loveliness. Then she stuck her tongue out at me! Frickin’ Demon Spawn!!
I have ALWAYS been able to make little kids giggle; [...]

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Enjoy Sam Cooke’s “Another Saturday Night”

I was leaving the Metropolitan Courthouse when a guy politely held the door open for me. I cheerfully thanked him and went on my merry way, while he walked in the opposite direction. A few seconds later, I heard a loud echo-ey, “How you doin?!”
Certain that no one’s [...]

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There was an article in the Los Angeles Times yesterday about how some Middle Eastern-descent University of California applicants should classify themselves. The application choices for them are basically narrowed down to either “White” or “Other,” which many don’t feel accurately represents their race. With all due respect: GET OVER IT! [...]

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