WhaHappen? http://whahappen.com Surviving adulthood for the kid at heart Wed, 23 Mar 2011 03:51:42 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Me and Bruce Willis (Until I Marry Jason Statham) http://whahappen.com/2010/07/28/me-and-bruce-willis-until-i-marry-jason-statham/ http://whahappen.com/2010/07/28/me-and-bruce-willis-until-i-marry-jason-statham/#comments Thu, 29 Jul 2010 02:03:59 +0000 marissa http://whahappen.com/?p=3399


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Well, I haven’t yet reached my goal of meeting and marrying Jason Statham. I know! You’d think by now I would’ve checked that off my list of things to accomplish by 2010. (Sheesh – good thing I didn’t prematurely divorce Current Husband Jace.)

But standing in for Jason Statham is my Bestie, Bruce. You see, Bruce and I have an agreement. It’s iron-clad, really. If I haven’t married His Royal Lovely-ness Jason, by the year…2012 (because the world ends then anyway), then Bruce and I will run off together. And since Bruce is still buds with his ex-wife Demi Moore, I’ll eventually get to meet His Royal Cuteness Ashton. It’s such a win-win, at least for ME.

So let’s say we follow-up, right here on this blog in 2012, to see if I’m Mrs. Statham or Mrs. Willis. The suspense is killing me!

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